虫洞

叨念了很久的google音乐搜索终于热辣出炉。界面很直观，也很清爽，推荐尝试！

Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.

One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.

“Whoosh,” said the wind.

“What does that mean?” asked the printer.

“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.

The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).

The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.

The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).

Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.

The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.

“Yes,” said the printer.

“What is your name?” asked the little girl.

“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.

“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.

The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.

昨天下午5点左右，几大门户的访问速度突然降了下来。开始只当是这边的破网络又出问题了，后来发现几个论坛的更新倒是不受影响。晚饭时候有重庆的朋友发短信来，说又地震了，晃得厉害。回去一查，说是“16时32分，在四川省绵阳市平武县、北川羌族自治县交界地区(北纬32.1度，东经104.7度)发生6.1级地震……截至发稿时为止，1日发生的四川余震已经造成平武、北川两县231人受伤，其中重伤4人。目前伤员已经得到妥善救治，当地政府正全力安置受灾群众……”。无论是版面的安排还是报道的规模，都低调得狠。

 

嗯，天下第一武道会～

早上发现中文wiki可以正常访问了，不知是刑满释放，还是开门放风……

 

请勿搜索关键的关键词——此举等同自宫……

 

上海的梅雨季节热得有些不正常，于是做菜心情大打折扣，略微复杂些的，想想都懒得动。

 

胡乱放几个吧：

 

黑椒芦笋炒蛋（蛋不错，原生态的）

 

中央集权某些时候的功用，就是能把混凝土震成一片散沙

某些亲爱的记者们：

 

你们辛苦了：在余震不断的灾区，你们英勇地冲在第一线，为我们带回前方的翔实信息，让国人紧密团结在一起，功不可没。

 

只是你们在尽忠职守的同时，是否能够让战士先行，是否能不占用宝贵的直升机空间，是否能不阻挡救援队的道路，是否能不闯进简陋的手术室，是否能不把话筒凑到水泥板下的待援者嘴边，是否能不对遭受打击的灾民提出“有什么想法”的问题……

 

相信你们并非出于故意，也许只是因为年轻，因为职业本能，因为在灾难面前无法抑制的体内的冲动。

 

采访很煽情，很感人，谢谢。但相比多一份煽情，我们更期待多一个生命。

 

再次感谢

1. 虽然老家升到了三级，但是以全农民+斥候/僧侣的组合1V5显然是找死的，切记！

 

2. 翻译很好很强大……语言的力量是无穷的～