叨念了很久的google音乐搜索终于热辣出炉。界面很直观，也很清爽，推荐尝试！

Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.

One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.

“Whoosh,” said the wind.

“What does that mean?” asked the printer.

“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.

The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).

The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.

“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.

“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.

The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).

Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.

The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.

“Yes,” said the printer.

“What is your name?” asked the little girl.

“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.

“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.

The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.

昨天下午5点左右，几大门户的访问速度突然降了下来。开始只当是这边的破网络又出问题了，后来发现几个论坛的更新倒是不受影响。晚饭时候有重庆的朋友发短信来，说又地震了，晃得厉害。回去一查，说是“16时32分，在四川省绵阳市平武县、北川羌族自治县交界地区(北纬32.1度，东经104.7度)发生6.1级地震……截至发稿时为止，1日发生的四川余震已经造成平武、北川两县231人受伤，其中重伤4人。目前伤员已经得到妥善救治，当地政府正全力安置受灾群众……”。无论是版面的安排还是报道的规模，都低调得狠。

 

嗯，天下第一武道会～

早上发现中文wiki可以正常访问了，不知是刑满释放，还是开门放风……

 

请勿搜索关键的关键词——此举等同自宫……